took our boat to the forks and docked, thought we would have a nice dinner at the Old Spaghetti Factory, wrong.
Ordered a salad that came with rancid dressing, complained to the manager after 15 minutes of eating some of the dressing I had bad stomach pains. He did nothing but take the salad off our bill.
Hung my head over the side of the boat all the way home.
Phoned the owner to complain people could get food poisoning from bad salad dressing and he said the manager would send out a coupon for 2 free meals.
Well we got our coupon in the mail only to notice it had already expired a year ago!